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Look at that beast. Apparently it is real, she is a giant isopod measuring 27-feet-long. I think. Not so good with the numbers. 27 feet is a guesstimation. But an educated one. These things are coming to get us.

On Reddit, one man wrote "I work for a Sub-sea Survey Company, recently this beast came up attached to one of our ROVs." I cross-referenced that testimony with Ray Harryhausen's upcoming book "An Animated Life." Story seems to check out.

Heads up, coastal towns, giant 27-foot isopods are coming out of the ocean depths to eat your brain and gain your knowledge. Then there's no stopping them.

See full size photos of this thing here and here. Then sing yourself a sea shanty and try to fall asleep.

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9 Comments

Holy Shite Johnny! If those things navigate their way up the Potomac and onto Capitol Hill to eat brains and gain knowledge it could be the end to humanity as we all know it. Could you imagine a 27 foot tall crustacean form of Nancy Pelosi??

said Ben Lurkin on April 1, 2010 5:32 PM.

You think they sent this guy to the university for research or did they dump it in a pot, boil it, and serve it with some garlic butter sauce?

said E on April 1, 2010 5:41 PM.

What's it doing in the captain's chair anyhow? Has it learned to steer the rovers?

I heard Costco is having a sale on garlic butter sauce, will 25 gallons do? I don't do math well.

said bsilver94 on April 1, 2010 7:18 PM.

Ben Lurkin just blew my mind...

But Silver's joke is a triple off the wall. Garlic butter. Wave 'em around and score 2 my friend.

JW

said Johnny Wright on April 1, 2010 8:03 PM.

Geez, next thing you know, Lady Gaga will be using one of these for an outfit

said Vicky on April 2, 2010 12:06 AM.

Don't jinx it, Vicky.

said Johnny Wright on April 2, 2010 1:40 AM.

27 INCHES, not 27 FEET. Dear god!

said spinach dip on April 4, 2010 11:49 AM.

27 inches is bad enough for something that looks (and is armed) like that.

said Outback Jon on April 7, 2010 6:46 PM.

I am sticking with the belief that these beasts are 27 feet long.

said Johnny Wright on April 7, 2010 7:27 PM.
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