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Drew Brees On the Cover of Madden: Should Have Been Roethlisberger
Brees Madden.jpgFrom The Sports Desk...

Super Bowl MVP Drew Brees and his birthmark were voted to be cursed by being put on the cover of Madden 11. This is not good news. We all know the Madden Curse is real. She strikes without warning or mercy as soon as the cover boy hits the gridiron.

We missed a great opportunity to use the Curse for good. Put the voodoo on Big Ben Roethlisberger! That dope has it coming. Brees is a good guy and a helluva quarterback. He wasn't cornering young co-ed's in the Senor Frogs mens room. Brees didn't have a marathon session with the NFL Commissioner to answer for conduct unbecoming of an NFL employee. Put the curse on Ben.

Here's what should have happened: Roethlisberger is on the cover of Madden. He serves his 6 game suspension. Then on his first game game back, an assistant coach with teenage daughters slips a Mojo filled with hair samples of girls Big Ben has harassed into his belt hand warmer. "Go get 'em, Ben!" First snap, three step drop, busted ACL.

Justice/curse served.

We missed a chance at vigilante justice here football fans...

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5 Comments

What's going on with his left forearm? Those look cancerous.

said SalMoIlla on April 23, 2010 4:58 AM.

Johnny ... Troy Polamanu, Sean Alexander, Donavan McNabb, Michael Vick and others all know this curse is the real deal. Brett Favre escaped the curse by switching teams (Packers to the Jets, the cover art was already done). Therefore Drew's only hope is to switch teams, perhaps to the Seahawks where he'll have a nice soft schedule, and is in no danger of making headlines or causing a stir. He could have a nice quiet season there in obscurity. Otherwise the dangers are eminent.

said Ben Lurkin on April 23, 2010 3:21 PM.

Takes a shot at my Hawks. Rascal.

said Johnny Wright on April 23, 2010 4:18 PM.

"What's going on with his left forearm? Those look cancerous."

My guess is the airbrush artists at EA aren't nearly as talented as those at Playboy Chicago. Those guys can take a hemorrhoid the size of a pomegranate and make it disappear faster than a fart in a fan factory.

JW - it was there ...

said Ben Lurkin on April 23, 2010 5:07 PM.

I understand. If anyone knows the temptation of low hanging fruit it your old pal J-Dub.

said Johnny Wright on April 24, 2010 1:11 AM.
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