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Artificially Hung Indonesian Police Applicants Not Wanted
Penis Gourd.jpgFrom The ... Who are we kidding, there is no department for police officers with enhanced wangs. I'll double-check with Echo, but I think this is an anomaly.

JAKARTA - If you have participated in the traditional stretching of your man junk with a heavy "penis gourd" (pictured at left), and want to be a cop, you can pack in your fruit and two veg and go home.

You will be considered "unfit for duty." This engorged manhood ritual, practiced by remote easternmost province, home to Papuan tribes is thought to be a "hindrance during training." All that swinging about could really slow a copper down as he chases down a sex trafficker.
Locals Papuans also use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee,"

This is ding dong and balls discrimination! Something must be done! What if a gentleman who has has his dangler stretched like silly putty is an Indonesian Robocop? What then? Then crime runs rampant and the Supercop that is dragging his stretched genitalia behind him is not going to be available to stop crime.

This sounds like a job for Bill Clinton. United States Naughty Spot Ambassador. Fire up the phallic-shaped jet and plot a course for Indonesia! God Speed Willie! Justice must prevail!

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