If you have a computer, you know what the Google search drop down menu is.
Perhaps you've even viewed some of the ridiculous related items that sometimes occur when you type a series of words.

Well, over the past few months, I've been collecting various search results. As you view this collection, remember that Google drop downs reflect what people search for most often.

A scary thought that I hope makes you laugh.

Google Search: I can't believe...
No Norris? Google will die!

Google Search: Can brothers and sisters...
Yes, but remember, incest is illegal.

Google Search: What?
What? Exactly.

Google Search: Do midgets...
Yes, that's why they dig for jewels in caves.

Google Search: Should I shave...
Hey sweatheart, it's up to you.

Google Search: My girlfriend...
She must be named Maria.

Google Search: I can't believe...
Well, that's one happy geek, sister.

Google Search: I wish I could unzip...
Or, the Google search on LSD

Google Search: Can I get pregnant...
No, but you can get PG from sex IN a hot tub.

Google Search: My boyfriend won't...
He's such an asshole!

Google Search: Did you see?
Holy shit. That's big ass chicken.

Google Search: Should I kill?
No, you will go to jail.

Google Search: Can I taste...
Um????

Google Search: I'm afraid of...
We are not alone.

Google Search: Where does...
Your nose. Let Yahoo explain .

Google Search: Google should...
It will do what it wants and you will obey!

Google Search: Obama is...
All that and more.

Google Search: Bush is
The Edumacation President

Here's what happens when Google Search: Anagram
(Google has a sense of humor)

Google Search: I can't....
Well I guess you are not having a kid then.

Google Search: Is it impossible?
Maybe one of these 10 celebrities can.

Google Search: Why does my husband...
Because!
Now stop asking.

Google Search: Why can't I?...
I don't know?

Google Search: Where did the....
Astoria, Oregon. RIP.

Google Search: Why does my wife...
Because?
Now start drinking.

Google Search: Richard is...
Poor guy.

Google Search: I have an itch...
1. Stop eating at Chipotle.
2. See a doctor.

Google Search: Where is...
Mars. I think we've ruled out Venus.

Last, but not least, Google searching ourselves

Google Search: Baierman
I am not who I say I am.

Google Search: Echowood
Is a mythical creature!

Google Search: Miss Cellania
She is who she says she is.

Google Search: Johnny Wright
He's on Twitter!!!!

Google Search: Big Dickus (Proof there is only 1)

Google Search: Scaramouch
Is female royalty!

Thanks for searching us. And thanks Google.

PS - Google does not drop down profanity, sexual terms or things that my seem like that.