Pretty much all of them, rolled into one trailer. I might even have to go see some of them. What about you?

I'm in the middle of hiring interns for the summer. (This is not for my company, but for myself. Listen... someone has to clean out my cat's litter box and it sure as shit isn't going to be me ... or the cat.) And to say that I get interesting cover letters would be a vast understatement. One girl sent a headshot of herself (without prompting from me) that looked as if it had been taken at GlamorShots ... and she autographed it. So when I saw the letter below, sent from a potential intern to a company in NYC, I knew I wasn't alone.
A note was written back from the company telling the applicant the internship had already been filled, while suggesting the improper tone of the previous letter. Not one to let it go, the potential intern wrote back the following:

(Via Gawker)

Our (Echowood and myself) former amazing boss David Letterman took another swipe at Jay Leno last night. A solid right cross to the kisser. Wait, make that solid right cross to the tugboat hull of a chin.

Sort-of-a-Dr. Phil was the guest. When he brought up the Great Late Night Debacle of 2009, Dave just couldn't help himself.

Once again, Dave sides with Team Coco. Roll the clip...

Four words: college chicks in underwear. More info here.