Fast Food chains around the country have taken notice of KFC's successful introduction of the Double Down Sandwich.

They intend to keep up the momentum with some incredibly gross, but delicious, concoctions of their own.

All bets on good taste and nutrition are off.

Any and all ideas are on the table. Or Value menu®.

But word on the street is that these 10 food-like items are leading the pack.

Airspace Rebooted from ItoWorld on Vimeo.

When my girlfriend's mother gets angry, usually because she isn't able to get DVDs of Falcon Crest on Netflix, she explodes. Anyone in her vicinity is sure to feel the hot and smoky wrath of the she-goblin. Not unlike the eruption of Eyjafjallajökull last week, she has the ability to pause travel and cause disruptions until she's perfectly satiated. Speaking of Eyjafjallajökull, check out this video of air traffic being rebooted over Europe after the volcanic ash clouds dissipated.

It's been said once or twice ... or upwards of 500 times on this blog that I worked at the Late Show for four years in the early 2000's. Seeing as this looks like another incredibly slow day here at YesButNoButYes, I thought I'd open up my photo albums and give you a peek into the world behind the show. (It isn't that glamorous, and there are no photos of movie stars or certain television personalities who roamed the halls.)

I sat through the Runaway Bride - twice - in the theaters. So I know pain. But nothing could prepare me for what happened last week. The doctor even lost all professionalism when diagnosing my problem. He wasn't comforting. He didn't offer reassurance. No, he said, "Yeah ... you have the most horribly painful thing imaginable. You have shingles." Only he didn't say "horribly painful thing imaginable" but it was clear by the drop in tone at the end of his sentence that he was thinking it. And shingles, my friends, is horrible. I'd rather sit through a Jennifer Lopez movie marathon while having a concrete tampon shoved up my urethra than suffer through another bout of these things. It feels like diamond-crusted worms are trying to chew their way out of my skin. And I didn't just get a case of shingles, I got a case of shingles ... on my face. So I get to walk around looking like someone attacked me with a rake. To say I've been in a bad mood for the past week would be a vast understatement. I needed something to cheer me up. Anything. And I found it last night.

The AXE Twisted Humor Tour came to Comix last night, and the good folks at AXE were nice enough to give me a few tickets. And it was EXACTLY what I needed. The tour features Whitney Cummings, Nick Kroll, Donald Glover and Chelsea Paretti and for a few hours, they helped me forget about the crusting blisters on my face. That's always the sign of good comics.