Conan O'Brien and Team Coco opened their comedy tour last night in Oregon. He began with his rendition of the Gloria Gaynor classic.

I used to say that if and when I won the lottery, I'd give a large chunk of it to charity. Well fuck that. Those orphans in Africa are gonna have to wait. Because my first check is being written to this guy and have him build me a Back to the Future Delorean. Regular readers of this blog know Back to the Future happens to be my all-time favorite movie. And having a working replica of the car would be the greatest thing I could ever own. (I'd probably have the entire undercarriage of the car rebuilt as Deloreans have an extremely horrible track record.) However, I've seen replicas of the time machine built before and none have been as accurate as this version. Consider me seriously impressed.

You aren't on Foursquare yet? Dude... It's only like the best thing ever. You basically tell all your friends and stalkers where you are at all times of the day. Plus, you can fight strangers for badges that hold no monetary value and create nothing more than hollow bragging rights. That said, if you want to follow my FourSquare account, you can do so here.

Foursquare Cops will make absolutely no sense if you don't use the service. But if you do, it's actually very accurate and funny.

(Via C.C. Chapman)

A quickie:

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Results of last weeks poll was a good one. 66% of you think you will outlive your parents.

Have you heard the news? There's a tower in Pisa, Italy that's leaning.

Leaning!

It's not going to collapse or anything, it's just tilting.

They call this architectural error, the Leaning Tower of Pisa. And you wouldn't believe the number of a-holes who visit the tower every year in order to take a creative picture and make a special "leaning themed" photo.

Here's a sample of this boundless creativity.

NOTE: The poses don't change much, only the assholes in them do.

There are lots of "what if's" in the world. What if Led Zeppelin and Lady GaGa joined forces to create a super group? What if Extreme Makeover: Home Edition only rebuilt crack houses? This video answers the question: what if the original Legend of Zelda were redesigned as a 3D platformer? The game is called 3D Dot Game Heroes and it allows for custom character creation ... hence this creation by GameInformer.

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A little pick me up to help you get through this tough Tuesday:

"What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...(Dead)"

- Bluto Blutarsky, Animal House