Years ago 7-11 introduced the SUPER Big Gulp, or Double Gulp, which has 64 ounces of liquid.

On this massive Gulp, one famous comedian joked, "What's next? They back a soda tanker up to your house and let you suck on the hose?"

Not to be outdone, Starbucks is now testing an extra large cup. Dubbed the "Trenta," this cup holds 31 ounces of your caffeinated beverage.

Folks in Tampa and Phoenix will soon be able to try any ice tea or ice coffee in this extreme size. It's equivalent to 2 ½ cans of soda.

Undoubtedly some sluggish Americans will be thrilled to order a Trenta.
But if the current Starbucks Venti (large) size cup doesn't hold enough caffeine for you, go get some fucking sleep.

As the Mouth said to the Kidneys - prepare for immediate evacuation!