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Mutant Coconut Squirrels
squirrelHat_1592093c.jpg From The New Species Desk...

It seems a strange new species has been discovered in Britain. The Coconut Squirrel.

Reports are a little sketchy, but I have my own hypothesis:

Squirrels were humping coconuts.

I see no other way this happens. The squirrels ate a few fermented pieces of fruit and got a little loaded. Those coconuts were sending off the vibe, just asking for it.

Next thing you know, it's squirrels banging coconuts. After the 40 day squirrel gestation period, these beasts were the result. Mutant Coconut Squirrels.

Beware Britain. Beware. We don't know the dangers of these creatures yet. Approach with caution.

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4 Comments

Oh, great. No way, I am sleeping tonight.

said EffenIdontcare on March 10, 2010 11:20 PM.

My work here is done...

said Johnny Wright on March 11, 2010 12:03 AM.


Well, the long-wondered mystery of how King Arthur got his coconuts has been solved. Just wonder what the air-speed velocity of a Flying Mutant Coconut Squirrel would be...better look that up before I'm faced w/ an ornery bridgekeeper...

said Dan on March 11, 2010 12:20 PM.

Nice...

said Johnny Wright on March 11, 2010 12:24 PM.
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