"Mr. President, this is not what we had in mind when you said you'd like this to be a 'pit-bully pulpit'"
Vote for Health Care or I will kill this puppy.
Everyone always talks of how great these two are ... but of the three of us ... I'm the only one that can lick his own balls.
Scientists claim that a recent discovery shows that Abraham Lincoln, in the midst of emancipating the slaves, pioneered DNA research and used these two subjects to create what would become Michael Jackson.
My fellow Americans, I'd like you to meet our new Czar of belly rubs and beggin strips.
No one told Barack (the present topper) Obama that Presidents' Day isn't really Lincoln's birthday.
Broadcasting LIVE from what will soon be converted into the Barack Obama Memorial, here's guest star Shari Lewis' Lamb Chop!
"Mr. President, this is not what we had in mind when you said you'd like this to be a 'pit-bully pulpit'"
Vote for Health Care or I will kill this puppy.
Everyone always talks of how great these two are ... but of the three of us ... I'm the only one that can lick his own balls.
Scientists claim that a recent discovery shows that Abraham Lincoln, in the midst of emancipating the slaves, pioneered DNA research and used these two subjects to create what would become Michael Jackson.
My fellow Americans, I'd like you to meet our new Czar of belly rubs and beggin strips.
No one told Barack (the present topper) Obama that Presidents' Day isn't really Lincoln's birthday.
Broadcasting LIVE from what will soon be converted into the Barack Obama Memorial, here's guest star Shari Lewis' Lamb Chop!