New Jersey mother Donna Simpson is a perfect example. Her goal: Become the world's fattest woman.

That's her honest-to-God mission in life. To be THE fattest on record. She's been working hard at it for years.

She only has 400 pounds to go.

When I read a few reports about her (start here or here then go here,) I was bewildered and sickened. But ranting about it doesn't do any good.

This story is what it is: A large woman with serious issues enabled by a subculture that's funding her march to half-ton status.

You don't have to troll the Internet for content to realize this story is not unusual. Ever watch Jerry Springer?

Then I realized there's a lesson to be learned from Treasure Bombshell.

1. Johnny's ever-changing hat selection
2. My ever-changing hair length
3. The pure fun we have creating these things

That's right, it's the early 1900s today on YBNBY. That was a time in America when certain drugs and regulated substances were over the counter health remedies.
Heroin, it was a painkiller.
Cocaine Drops were for toothaches.
Cigares de Joy (cigarettes) treated asthma, bronchitis and other breathing issues.

Well these drugs may now be illegal or harmful in 2010, but one company has picked up on the historical hypocrisy. American Apothecary has taken the old ads and drug designs and put them on soft cotton t-shirts.

Last month they crashed NY's fashion week, causing a stir inside the fashionista tents. Now, they've asked us to help them spread their message.
Yes, we are going to give away DRUGt-shirtsS!

I've got two 100% pima cotton shirts, handmade in the United States, American Apothecary designs to give away to 2 lucky YBNBY readers.

To get your hands on one of them, just list a product being advertised today that you think will be considered illegal or banned in the future.

Results posted later in the week. Probably at 4:20.