From the YBNBY desk of PR and propaganda, Canadian Hoser Department

Today was "Bottle Water Free" Day in Canada. It was organized by various groups to raise awareness about the negative impacts of bottled water and to promote the use of tap water.

But what of the companies that sell bottled water? This day is designed to hurt their product, how are they supposed to celebrate "Bottle Water Free" day?

The way you'd expect - By giving away free bottled water.

As if waving a giant middle finger at the anti-bottled water movement,
Cedar Springs told Toronto residents "Get free bottled water today."

Anyone who called Cedar got a free glass bottle delivered to them.

Nice one Cedar. We like your spirit.

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While Johnny and I were toiling away on our Secret Squirrel project, we had the pleasure of working with Julian McCullough who was the host of the show we were writing for. And while Julian is exceptionally funny, he's also a really nice guy. And so, while you're at home alone this Friday night with that pint of Mint Chocolate Chip and salivating over that tub of petroleum jelly you just purchased, hold off for a half hour. Check out Julian's Comedy Central Presents which airs at 11:00pm EST/10:00pm CST on Comedy Central (obviously). Or hell, just wank it while you watch ... but aim away from the television. I know Julian and your mom would appreciate that.

This is one of those videos which I feel like we may have posted a year ago. No bother, it's a message worth repeating/seeing.

Of course we support mammogram awareness. And we urge all of you ladies out there to make sure you get your honkers checked out on a regular basis.

Got to keep them in tip top shape. Especially as we enter bikini season.

PS - A mammogram is the most effective way to detect breast cancer and increases the chances of a cure by 95% in case of early diagnosis. Every woman over 40 should get the exam on a regular basis.

"Remember Me" *1/2 (out of four): Angst-ridden, wanna-be tear-jerker - featuring Robert Pattinson as another tortured, brooding James Dean-type - doesn't come close to earning its big payoff.

The romantic drama "Remember Me" has a very clear agenda. Actually, it has two. The most obvious is as a star vehicle for Robert Pattinson (let the "Team Edward" supporters rejoice). Mr. Pattinson serves as co-executive producer, for very obvious reasons; he is given the role of a modern James Dean and it taps directly into his currently hot brand of extreme brooding. You see, Mr. Pattinson's Tyler, a directionless NYU student, had a tragedy in his past, and his family doesn't understand him, and he just feels everything so deeply. He lives in a tiny Manhattan apartment (kudos to the filmmakers for getting it right) with his wise-acre roommate (Tate Ellington, the only smile in the film). Out carousing one night, Tyler ignores an easy female conquest in favor of a bar fight (rebel!). He then mouths off to a cop and gets thrown in jail only to rail against being bailed out by his wealthy father (with a cause!).

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Last night, the women gave us their last musical attempt to get into the Top 12. Tonight, the men do the same. Will they stand and deliver? Or will the sleep-fest by the women sound light and lively by comparison?