From The Sports/Home Shopping Desk...

A company in Canada (America's Hat) is shilling a box of Tiger Woods Mistress Golf Balls. Their slogan? "He likes to play a round with them, now you can too!"

For crying out loud...

The box of 12 balls each feature a caricature of one of Eldrick's alleged mistresses. From socialites, to cocktail waitresses to the stars of films for more mature audiences, the gang's all here. Just like one of of Tiger's hotel trysts.

Reps from the site claim to have already sold $40,000 worth of balls. (Read that sentence out of context and out loud, it will make you laugh.)

It seems to me that the "Tail of the Tiger Golf Ball: Mistress Collection" -- that honestly is the name of the product, I didn't make that up -- is a big bowl of steaming lawsuit waiting to happen. In addition, I'm not sure putting women's faces, if they are of ill repute or not, on a golf ball so you can smack them in the face with your Nike Sasquatch is in the best taste.

Though that Osama Bin Laden toilet paper is kinda funny.