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This Just In -- Glenn Beck Has Rabies
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On last night's, Glenn Beck's Flying Imaginary Anti-Nazi Circus, Glenn displayed the initial signs of the rabies. The clip starts normally by Beck's standards, then at the 1:05 mark the symtoms rear their socialist head.

Wikipedia lists symptoms as "cerebral dysfunction, anxiety, insomnia, confusion, agitation, abnormal behavior, paranoia, terror, hallucinations, progressing to delirium" rabid barking and foaming at the mouth. It checks out.

Roll the clip!



Nothing can describe the terror I felt watching that.

There are unconfirmed reports that Mr. Beck has been placed in the Fox News Isolation Chamber below 6th Avenue for aggressive rabies treatment. The Chamber hasn't been used since Bill O'Reilly's infamous Falafel Debacle of 2004.

We wish Mr. Beck a speedy, post-exposure prophylaxis, recovery.

I'm just afraid this could be a Communist/Stalinist/Maoist plot to stop Glenn from exposing the truth. God help us...

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I just realized who Glenn Beck reminds me of. The insurance salesman who keeps hassling Bill Murray in "Groundhog Day." That guy was a barker. And at one point Murray got to punch him in the face.

said mrpaulmaul on February 18, 2010 1:29 PM.

The man is a loon, and a dishonest one at that. He cites the CBO when he accuses the White House of being wrong about the cost of the stimulus ($787B vs. $860B), but refuses to cite the CBO's analysis which says the stimulus has created an estimated 2.4M jobs... instead, he opts for polling which suggests that only 6% of Americans 'believe' the stimulus has created jobs as proof that it did nothing.

Meanwhile, his moronic followers eat it up, to the dismay of us all.

said Buford on February 18, 2010 1:32 PM.

Plus, he has rabies, Buford.

said Johnny Wright on February 18, 2010 1:47 PM.

MORE DRUNK HULK WATCH GLENN BECK! MORE DRUNK HULK CONVINCE ALL EVENT IN ST. ELSEWHERE EXIST IN HIS SAD BROKEN HEAD!

said DRUNK HULK on February 18, 2010 2:39 PM.

It was the all CAPS that made me laugh.

JW

said Johnny Wright on February 18, 2010 2:51 PM.

momma said you don't have to wash your hands when you go to the bathroom if all you touch is your own junk.

said Ben Lurkin on February 18, 2010 3:14 PM.
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