From the YBNBY office of Natural Selection...
Two Tennessee gentlemen were obviously starving for a sugar fix, very high or both.
How else can you explain why they broke into a local bakery to steal $300 worth of Twinkies, Ho-Hos, Cupcakes and assorted snack treats?
34-year-old James M. Denoon and 18-year-old Anthony Stout's caper was quickly discovered however. Cops just followed their snowy footprints, which led right to the 2 men hiding under a bakery truck.
Seems they were so hungry, they didn't even evacuate the scene of the crime.
No word if the men were suffering from tooth decay and insulin shock, but they must now lawyer up if they hope to beat the burglary charges filed against them.
Via Washington Post
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What a couple of Ding Dongs ...
It's a good thing they caught them before they could assasinate any city officials.
Ah, the good ol' Twinkie defense!
I think these guys are of George Carlin breed
"I’m a visionary; I’m ahead of my time. Trouble is, I’m only about an hour and a half ahead."
they had a great plan right till the hideout part.
Sigh, since when was a baked goods store a bakery?