Centuries ago, the noble Robin Hood robbed from the rich, gave to the poor and hid in Nottingham Forrest.

Today, Robin J. Hood robs your identity and forgets to pay for baseball caps in Colorado.

As the story goes, Con Robin of Denver found a man's wallet on the street. Since he had a warrant out for his arrest on drug charges, Hood borrowed this man's ID to get the stuff he needed.

This idea worked for a while until he left a store without paying for some baseball caps.

Police arrested this Robin the Con Man and found some drug paraphernalia on him. Robin is now locked up, awaiting trial.

No word if his friend Meth Marian is trying to petition the Governor for leniency. It took a few centuries but the Sheriff's finally got Robin Hood.

Via Right Pundits