I need to get this off my chest. It'll only take a moment. Can we put a limit on the amount of spitting that takes place around the world? It's truly a disgusting habit, and it makes the expectorater look classless and socially bankrupt. Not only do we have to dodge dog feces that lazy owners "forget" to clean up, but these throat nuggets turn our sidewalks into the obstacle course at the end of
Double Dare. There are only a few times one should be excused for spitting. They are as follows:
- You are suffering from a respiratory illness like lung cancer or the consumption.
- You are currently using chewing tobacco. (Which in and of itself is pretty nasty, but one shouldn't be expected to swallow that.)
- Someone has stated the name of your sworn mortal enemy.
- You are Mama Pajama.
- You are a camel.
OK, on with your day.
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And what about the lowest class hookers who work on the alleyways?
When they're orally satisfying someone, shall they always swallow? They'll be fatter than fat in a week or so and they'll get no more "work"...
Just asking...
When you mentioned 'limits', I thought you meant to actually try to limit spit volume, which would be impossible I would think. It would be like trying to limit the amount of other peoples anal gasses that one breathes during the course of a day.
Gee Echo, what if one dips snuff?
Agreed. And you get cool points for the Double Dare reference