Over the weekend we received an email with the subject: "I've got a story scoop for Johnny Wright!"

I thought it was about monkey motorcycle stunt jumpers. No such luck. Instead, it read in part:

Johnny: I first learned about Dimitri The Lover from you and wanted to let you know that the new Dimitri The Lover movie trailer was just released. I would like you to put your witty and entertaining spin on it. ... They say they are now convinced it would be perfect for theatrical release. What do you think? Has Hollywood crossed the line?

Suresh

Let's take a look at the trailer:



Lord Hanuman, please give us the strength not to got see this movie and let this piece of garbage profit from one of the biggest examples of douchebaggery in the history of North America.

I'm only posting the video to give a warning to movie goers on what to avoid: an obvious attempt at a shameless Borat-style attempt at a "movie." We beg you, not to see this flaming bag of dog-deuce on celluloid.

And, like we said before, if a grease ball chump tells you "you're very elegant," kick in the grapes.

Thanks for the email, Suresh

JW