This month marks the 75th anniversary of alligators in the New York System. Here's a warning and some advice on how not to get eaten on your Broadway vacation.
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You've been warned, tourists..
There was also a documentary made abut the gators in the sewers in the early 80's.
Terrifying...
There was also a documentary made abut the gators in the sewers in the early 80's.
Terrifying...
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If I didn't know you better, I'd assume you had a severe chemical dependency.
Well you're not here to balance me out and keep my from going way out there.
Big City gators got nothing on a big old Boar Hog in these parts. Shit fire, if you 'wuz to fall in a hog pen, there wouldn't be anything left save the top plate of your skull ... seems the curvature of the bone makes it difficult for them to rotate the remnant into a location in their mouth where they can chow down. You always hear tell of a missing relative who "in the day" went out yonder to take a shit (no indoor plumbing), and never came back. Next day, they may find the tip of a thumb or other errant part laying in the mud of the hog pen. Big 'Ole Boar will weigh over 700 pounds, and you git a few of 'em in a pen, it's like a pack of wild dogs when something falls in there.
You make sure you keep that pipe clean there JW, you don't need to go looking for no trouble.
I'm going to put Nerds in the pipe.