Hey geeks, grab your Casio keyboard and video camera.
You too can destroy the myth of how to make a Rock beat.

Rock on?

Damn, that spoils everything.

You can spare that much time for a movie trailer, can't you?

The death of Andrew Koenig, who played Richard "Boner" Stabone on Growing Pains, is incredibly tragic. I can only imagine the pain his family is feeling, and their search through Vancouver for him in the days leading up to the discovery of his body was heart-wrenching.

And while we'd never make fun of someone's death, it does afford us a unique opportunity to ... um ... use his nickname for horrible purposes, especially when adding "my" before the name. Such as:

• I wish I could see my Boner one more time.
• My Boner will never get up again.
• They found my Boner in the park.
• I lost my Boner in Vancouver.
• My girlfriend was always a big fan of My Boner.

Or... if you want to, you can add "Kirk Cameron" before the nickname:

• Kirk Cameron's Boner died in Canada.
• Kirk Cameron's best friend Boner has gone limp.
• Tragedy struck Kirk Cameron's Boner.

See? It's sick fun. Give us your best Boner shot in the comments section.