Meet Roxxxy. She's anatomically correct, posable, keeps a constant body temperature, and she'll even fake an orgasm. She'll go for three hours before you have to plug her ...in the wall for recharging. Roxxxy will even hold a conversation with you, thanks to pattern-recognition software and a library of responses. And just like a hooker, she'll even say your name for a few dollars more. More than what? Regular price: $7,000. Still cheaper than a wife.

Roxxy also talks in her sleep and snores, but you can disable that with a push of a button. It's the talking part that puts this sex doll one step above RealDolls, which cost less but sit silently. Inventor Douglas Hines unveiled Roxxxy at the Adult Entertainment Expo last month in Las Vegas. She's not available for sale yet, but thousands have already been pre-ordered and will go out in a few months. And guess what? This robot is already on sale for just $6,500!

(via Simply Left Behind)

It may have been 15 degrees in Queens, NY yesterday, but that didn't stop some fun-loving hipsters from racing shopping carts through Brooklyn and Queens.

The Idiotarod 2010 put teams of all sorts of nutty costumes in a race to see who could get drunk and race their carts the fastest.

Fun was had by all, apparently. No report of frostbite either, even from the team that raced only in leotards and fishnets.

You can see some of the team concepts in this video or at Gothamist.

Before all the fame, Oscar nods, voiceover work and celebrity status, Morgan Freeman was doing his best not to sneeze.

This is from the 70s show "The Electric Company." Those old enough to remember that show now have another reason to love Mr. Freeman.

Another video of Morgan as Easy Reader is after the jump.

Enjoy the frontwards/backwards beginning of February everyone!

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