But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
- Chunk, Goonies
The Internet and mass media have allowed us all to see so many odd, gross and strange things.
That, my friends, is not always such a good thing.
There are a load of things I've viewed, played and clicked over the years that I wish I could wipe from memory.
Forever.
I made a list of sorts.
(Note: A few of these items are NSFW.)
"Unsee:" Used to describe an object so terrible that it becomes seared into your retinas such that it can never be forgotten.
Sid Vicious breaks leg - He jumps, lands and you cringe.
Every skateboarding injury video.
The Octomom Belly photo
Who knew a body could expand so big in only one direction.
Surf Train - Don't ride on top of the train. And don't touch the wires
The Realist.
Disney goes XXX. If you prefer to keep your imagine of Disney wholesome, don't click this.
The Worst Playground Toy ever. It's just so wrong.
Every Skateboard Fail video. Here's a compilation.
Ditto for every Roller Blade Fail video
The Honor Code. Fake or not, I didn't need the image in my head.
Bridge Jump Disasters There's is one.
And then there's this one where a guy loses his head after a jump.
Mom on Spring Break - This may burn your retina.
A guy. A girl. A boat. A horse. A whip. What the fuck, Diesel?
Danica Patrick signs a boob. Curse you Johnny Wright!
Tub Girl - If you like large and gross women, you'll enjoy Tub girl.
Martha Stewart pole dancing.
This guy who injected silicone into his penis for 6 years!
Kickboxer with no leg to stand on.
Howard Dean Screams One sound destroyed Presidential aspirations.
Miss South Carolina becomes another blonde joke.
She Bangs God Awful. Curse you American Idol.
Goatse This cake is the tamest Goatse image I could find. You can search for others if you want.
Charla (click to about 3:24)
Bob Saget's complete Aristocrats "joke"
And of course...... 2 girls. 1 cup. (No, I won't link to it.)
The one good thing about this list is now you're as scarred as I am.
Sorry. You're welcome.
Of course there are worse things out there that I have refused to link and mention. That doesn't mean you cant. Please Share yours unseen moment in the comments.
(PS - Thanks to Leonardo Carvalho for some of these suggestions. Sicko!)
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Okay... The only video which made it through the office's firewall was the silicone penis guy.
God damn it Baier. I think my lunch started to come back up, looking for an exit.
Hey, along with the two girls, there's the story of one guy and his cup...
It starts with an insertion and ends with lots and lots of bleeding. Go google... one guy one cup.
Again, sorry.
But there are worse things out there...
After seeing "The Church of Fudge" I'm Immune to everything.
A sad statement on humanity, scanning these vids, and knowing what else is out there. Part of me hopes the Mayans are right.
I used to be so naive about the internet when i was younger. It was all about chat rooms and porn to my young teenage mind.
Then someone told me to check out 4chan.
Now, nothing surprises me. I have glimpsed the depth of depravity that humanity can descend to.
Have to agree with the Sherriff here, catch 4chan on a bad day (see 4chan definition-good day) and you'll become immune to many horrors.
Although there's a video where a girl puts a sex toy in a guy, but not in his bum... that makes me cry :-(