They said it couldn't be done. They said it would defy the laws of the universe, much like the Large Hadron Collider or Kirstie Alley. And yet we're proud to announce the arrival of the first 3 Chords & the Truth Podcast. No longer are you chained to your computer as you listen to our dulcet voices wax poetic. You are now free to hear our gospel whilst in your car, on the subway, on a run or sailing on your yacht. Furthermore, you won't have to look at our ugly mugs either!

Before you blow your wad much in the same way you would were you to witness Natalie Portman and Alesandra Ambrosio make out while Michael Bay explosions went off behind them, there are a few things to note.

1. The sound quality isn't that great. We have the audio skills of Marlee Matlin conducting a symphony and it shows. With Johnny in Seattle and me in New York, a lot of the quality is lost when Johnny's wee voice travels all those miles to reach my computer.
2. Things need to be refined. Our philosophy has always been to start out running and finish by asking the dude in the pedi-cab to deliver us to the finish line. We honestly had no gameplan. Our discussions previous to this can be summed up in the phrase: "let's talk about things in the news."
3. I swear once or twice. What would you expect from a man raised on the docks? Johnny keeps his mouth soap-free for fear God might smite him. With that, if you have kids listening, you may want to explain to them what a "dick smoking ass bucket" is.
4. As stated above, we really have no idea what we're doing. What we'd like is some feedback. Tell us what you'd like to hear. Give us some suggestions. Shoot us a line in the comments section, or drop us one at threechordsandthetruth@gmail.com.

Here's how to listen. You can check out the Mp3 here. We're still waiting to be "reviewed" on iTunes, but once that's set up, you'll be able to subscribe to the podcast.

UPDATE: We were approved on iTunes! So head to this link (it should open iTunes) and click "subscribe."