When you're a kid and it snows, you build a snowman.
When you grow up and it snows, you can build a snowman or a few snowmen that do other things.
You know, an adult snowman stuff.
Because adult snowmen like to have a pleasurable time in the snow.
Or, you can forget the snowman and just sculpt something purely NSFW with snow.
Allow these to illustrate:
Nice Carrots
Snow DoggieStyle
Snowman Missionary
Naked Snowbathing
Snow Penis: It's a pastime for guys when the snow falls - you make a snow penis.
Getting some snow head
Snow Plow
Snowman Nipples
Wooo!
Snow Stiffy
Snowmansterbation
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Huh? Turns out, I do care and I am surprised and aroused by this!
Somebody help me??