Unless you've been held captive in a South American jungle by guerrillas, you are no doubt aware of the tragedy that stuck Haiti yesterday. Haiti is one of the poorest countries on Earth, and anyone who has seen the photos streaming out of the island nation over the past day can understand just how devastating this earthquake was. Not to get all Sally Struthers on you, but they need help. A lot of help. Any help. A few dollars or donations, and they'll be able to begin the long road to rebuilding. Check out these sites to see what you can do to help.The American Red Cross
The Neges Foundation - a summer camp for kids that focused on environmental awareness and green living in Haiti.
Caritas International
Haitian Health Foundation
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There's a very untrue statement on your article, Mr Echowood.
Our "guests" are allowed 30 minutes of TV in the morning, 1 hour in the afternoon and a movie at night.
Whenever something that concerns the whole world happens (wars, quakes, other natural disasters) they are allowed 24h TV during the events, so they can catch up with the news.
I'd like to invite you to know our facilities, but we need to be sure you have relatives or friends willing to send us some cash to have you back home.
Sorry Leo - I didn't realize you were spending so much time in Colombia.
I have to keep the business running. Can't leave it on my minions' hands all the time or they'll take over it.
I'm thoroughly confused. Kinda like I feel after watching one of those televangelists and being picked clean while under hypnosis.
guests?
facilities?
Columbia?
Does this have something to do with the international spacestation?
NASA is more innovative than I thought. The check is in the mail.
Leonardo is a citizen of the continent to our South. I made mention of the guerrillas fighting in the continent and kidnapping people. Most of these activities occur in the northern areas of the continent, particularly Colombia. Leonard, however, lives in Brazil where they have hot women and loose morals.
Also, you could say we have loose women and no moral...
What can I say, part of our export merchandise is prostitutes going to Europe...