For $20 you can give your backside the padding it needs to really pop.
(The sound effects are extra.)
Or, you can do it the normal way, sit on your ass for days eating candy bars.
What will they think of next?
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Since scientists apparently have invented a way to "cure" a saggy ass, which in a sense is to look earth in the face and claim "I defy thee gravity!" ... a cure for the other earthly scourge global warming, must be just around the corner.
Can I sue the girl over misleading advertisement?
Figure it: I go to a night club and end up going home with a goddess. Then she starts undressing.
Wonderbra off -- saggy tits on
Corset off -- beer belly on
Pop pants off -- no bottoms on
Removes the make-up and BAM!
Damn... I left the club with Cinderella and now I have the Wicked Witch of the West by my side.
FML!
Even white boys got to shout.
Kinda like your own personal Animal House scene, huh Leo.
lol Leo, that's why God invented whiskey.
Nice commercial, they used some fine B-Roll on that one!
Been there with tequila, Ben... lots of tequila.
No memories though... at least until my friends brought the pics,
Damn, I was really hoping we would finally get pop that tastes like booty.
(You know you'd try it.)
"I may never take them off!" - Kelly Ripa, Spokeswoman for failed Booty Pop/Depends crossover experiment.