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Adam Carolla Breaks Down the Douchebag Phenomenon
Adam Carolla breaks down why hot chicks date douchebags on his podcast.

(Via @OLMoney)
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Great. Why didn't somebody clue me in back when I had hair to spike and a decent pair of biceps to betribal?

said menotsomuch on January 6, 2010 1:32 AM.

the only problem is that Adam Carolla is a douche himself, just a different flavor of douche. I'm just sayin'...

said jonbozak on January 6, 2010 10:29 AM.

You don't need a "schtick" to get laid, you just have to somewhat interesting.

Adam Corolla is just a plain old douche, and maybe in his fantasy world douches like him get pussy, but it's just a fantasy. Douche guys get pussy from douchey women and they deserve each other. If you WANT to adte the women who go home with douchebags, then by all means, be a douche. I personally like not getting crabs, so I'll leave those chicks alone.

You want to get pussy, join a Yoga class.

said LostInDaJungle on January 6, 2010 12:17 PM.

Well, have him break down this: why did Nature decide women who look like this (the ones in the clip) don't actually deserve a brain?
Apparently the poor things don't have one.

And... these ladys are douchebags themselves, yet you still wanna nail them if you're a guy, right?
So, speaking as a woman, why can't girls want to nail douchebags as well if they have a nice pair of byceps, full pecks and a six pack? (oh, and a nice ass as well; ass is important. No fat guys or guys with a flat ass!).
Just get them to shut up and it's fine.
The reasons are the same for both genders; we want the sex, just like the guys.

Here's some math for you :

(hotness factor/2 orange people wearing hair gel or sporting tattos they're convinced look cool like kanji or hebrew writting+ drunk sex³ )> (douchbaggery + brains⁻¹)=V

said palmieres on January 6, 2010 12:35 PM.

The cast of Jersey Shore is nodding it's head in agreeance.

said E on January 6, 2010 2:16 PM.

Palmieres has a point; most of the women that sit around complaining that their guys are shallow assholes are douches themselves (what's the female version of a douche I wonder...), they go for the over-pumped oompa-loompas and expect a meaningful relationship.

I find it kind of ironic that this information is coming from the former host of 'The Man Show' whose cast included 'juggies'. I guess he's a self-aware douche now.

I'm actually surprised the podcast wasn't cut off after Adam told the podosphere that his boss doesn't get laid lol.

said heather.epp on January 6, 2010 5:30 PM.
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