Cast it from thy sievelike books of memory, Sir Donald; thou art out of thy element.

"Staggering" doesn't begin to properly describe this work by Adam Bertocci. He's taken the entire Big Lebowski and turned it into a play by Shakespeare. The magic of the conversion is that it in no way takes away from the film; in fact it adds to it. Take a read and let me know if your high school drama club decides to perform it.

Adam and I have been clumsily plugging our upcoming 3 Chords & the Truth podcast. These will be in addition to the stupid 5 minute videos we do.

We had a production meeting just this morning. Well, we exchanged an email. Close enough.

We now have a email address for the podcast. If you would like to ask a question, suggest a story to talk about, request a segment or just send poorly spelled hate mail, you can now do so.

If we deem your email interesting or funny, we may use it on the show. You can email us at:

threechordsandthetruth@gmail.com

Fire away.

I asked for water, she gave me gasoline,

JW

Not since Pete Schweddy spent some time on the Delicious Dish have we seen something so revolutionary in balls. And while it is an advertisement, it's ridiculously funny.

Good ol' Andy Griffith duets with pop diva Beyonce.

Finally, a mashup that makes me kinda like her music. If you did this too, I suggest subscribing to Party Ben over on that little You Tube site.

Kudos, Electic Eden

As a fan of the NY Islanders, I generally don't have a lot to cheer about. At least the team is competitive this year.
Well last night, I finally I got something to crow about.

Check out this sick goal by the Isles Rob Schremp. Most certainly a highlight reel contender. It could be the goal of the year.
And yes, it was ruled a goal.

(Watch the full video, or just check out the slow motion replay at about :25 in.)

Schremp has insane puck skill so if you think this goal might be a fluke, I put another video after the jump with some of his shootout antics.

BigPictureBigSound's annual top five films of of the year.

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"Daybreakers" *** (out of four): I'm as surprised as anyone, but this clever vampire movie from the Spierig Brothers proves the genre still has some bite left in it.

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If you're going to make a vampire movie nowadays, you better have a gimmick. "Daybreakers", the latest in the blood-sucking genre, proposes the following twist: everyone's a vampire already. And they've all gone back to their normal routines - CEOs, advertisers, car washers, stock brokers. They're all still at it, and they're all now vampires. They even retain their 9-5 hours, thanks to a series of underground "subwalks" and tinted windows. The problem, however, is that humans are all but extinct. So, with a dwindling food supply, and no viable blood substitute on the horizon, the future is looking bleak for the vamps. It's all fairly clever and, I never thought I'd be saying this but, it works out to be a good, new vampire movie.

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