Yesterday, the Urban Dictionary word of the day was "pornament", which is, of course, a pornographic Christmas ornament. There are plenty of examples in the post The Weirdest Christmas Ornaments To Make Your Tree Blush. Oh, but it's not all pornaments, you'll also see tree dangles that are offensive, confusing, and just plain weird. And links to gets yours! That is, if you don't care to get coal in your stocking this year.