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Just a reminder that we're still looking for your dirtiest secrets for our AXE Hair giveaway. Reach into those brains and put forth in the comments section your deepest and darkest. Submissions end tomorrow night at midnight, so make sure you get them in beforehand. We'll be voting on the Top 3 and awarding prizes.

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I'll add mine...

In 2000, I voted for Bush. If that's not enough, I was living in Florida at the time. Adding insult to injury, I was specifically living in a county where the vote count was disputed. For these past nine years, I've held myself partially responsible for the debacle that was the Bush presidency.

Luckily, I came to my senses and voted for Kerry in 2004. However, I was no longer living in Florida but in New York which is a tried and true blue state.

I'm sorry America and the World. It'll never happen again, I promise.

said Ivo Shandor on December 7, 2009 4:41 PM.

About 12 years ago, I had an affair with a married guy (I had met the wife a few times before). He was completely unhappy with his marriage but felt that he couldn't leave his wife because they had a daughter & was afraid she'd take off with the kid if he asked for a divorce. He was really into me & thought I was his "light at the end of a long & dark tunnel". I wasn't that into him, but we had some fun (mostly after hours at our job - once in the walk in freezer...) and he always managed to have party supplies or some cash "to help me get by". Then he started writing me love songs (they were so juvenile it was beyond funny) and getting super attached - I was his inspiration to move on from his bad marriage and now he knows he can find his happiness with me... blah blah blah... and calling all the time at all hours & randomly showing up at my apartment. Just as I was figuring out how to shake this guy and still be able to go to work without crazy drama, he tells me he has to move to Houston because he got a job that he couldn't pass up there. I'm thinking, "Phew! That was easy!" and saying "Aww, that's too bad, but hope you have a nice life..." But, he wouldn't let go. Wanted me to move with him & was buggin me non stop trying to convince me to go with him. Finally, I told him that in order to pay for school I had agreed to be the surrogate for this couple I'd met at our job & I couldn't leave the city because of the contract I'd signed only days before. Darnit. In less than 2 months after he moved, I had a new job, new place & different phone numbers. I heard he was trying to find me not too long ago. Hope he doesn't read YBNBY on a regular basis...

said Jen on December 7, 2009 10:47 PM.

And now I have found you, Jen Homewrecker...

Let me tell you that I'm fine now. I've moved over our past and now I won't drop a cold load of shit for you.
FYI, now I'm living in Brazil with a fat bank account--5 lotto wins in 2 years--and I spend my whole life travelling around, going to where the wind blows. It could be you travelling with me, but since I couldn't find you anymore.
As soon as I got divorced, I tried to find you and let you know I'd go anywhere you wanted--I could afford it--so we could live happily ever after.

I met Bambi on a Hooters when I was trying to wash away my pain with beer. After a 15 days affair, she dropped her job at Hooters and started travelling around the world with me. We're not sure where are we getting married, we're to decide between Maui or a paradise island I rented for the summer here in Brazil. As soon as we decide, I'll leave you a message on facebook so you'll get the directions to pick up your ticket and fly to our ceremony.

Wishing you the best.

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Joking... But you've been mean, Jen.

said Leonardo Carvalho on December 9, 2009 9:08 AM.

I really hope he has found himself a Bambi with big perfect tatas to make him happy... He deserves it (or did at the time - who knows what's happened since then). I totally know I was wrong for that & it felt good to get it out there & "confess" it to the universe. The ONE thing I take issue with in your story however is the "homewrecker" nametag. I do believe he wrecked his own home WAY before I came along or the whole situation would've never presented itself. I can't take credit for that, but everything else is mine.

Hope you have a nice day, Leo! ;)

said Jen on December 14, 2009 10:42 AM.

Hey Jen.

It's great you could take the joke. I know the real homewrecker was him, but that came just to add fun to the story. He was the one screwing up with his own family, after all.

Hope you've found someone better now! As far as I can tell by your pic, you've got a kid in your arms. Congrats, if I may!

See ya around!

said Leonardo Carvalho on December 14, 2009 10:48 AM.
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