It takes a certain someone to cheat on this. That's like going to a Brazilian Steakhouse and holding back on the tenderloin because you want to save room for the free salad bar. Elin Nordegren could shave off all my hair while I was sleeping, beat my dog, insult my mother's cooking and show me pictures of her getting it on my with brother and I still wouldn't cheat on her. Hell, I'd make her chocolate chip pancakes in the morning.
Luckily, we live in the Information Age where, thanks to diligent digital enthusiasts, we can enjoy videos like the one above. There's nothing like watching a celebrity's life crumble from the comfort of your own bathroom. (Did I mention I write all my articles on the toilet? Oh, I write all my articles on the toilet). And Mrs. Woods, should you feel the need to have payback sex with a mostly-unemployed blogger with a shitty Golf handicap and the cultural interests of a teenager, please shoot me an email.
Luckily, we live in the Information Age where, thanks to diligent digital enthusiasts, we can enjoy videos like the one above. There's nothing like watching a celebrity's life crumble from the comfort of your own bathroom. (Did I mention I write all my articles on the toilet? Oh, I write all my articles on the toilet). And Mrs. Woods, should you feel the need to have payback sex with a mostly-unemployed blogger with a shitty Golf handicap and the cultural interests of a teenager, please shoot me an email.
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Ivo, you know what they say, no matter how hot a woman is someone is tired of her shit.
How you take your name off your phone I don't know.
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Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about
When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth
That's rule number one in this OPP establishment
You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him
Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business
Many of you will catch the same sorta OPP is you with
Him or her for sure is going to admit it
When OPP comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it
Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
Break it down!
As I said to Cindy last night, you're making the fatal mistake that assumes his hot wife was still putting out. For all you know, Tiger's wife cut him off years ago, and after a while that's not going to suffice for some men, no matter what kind of model looks she has.
People don't cheat on their spouses because the new person is hotter - they cheat because they get what they no longer get at home - sexual, emotional, intellectual, whatever.
Plus, on a purely sexual level, the hottest thing about any person isn't how they look, it's how enthusiastic they are for you in the sack.
Ivo - you're not married, are you...?
Hmmm. Scaramouch. Even though your name implies that you are a poor bastard child of a one legged prostitute. Being so, thoughts of satisfaction may come easily. I can't help but think that you aren't quite satisfied.
That's some real talk there Scara. Nicely said.
Yup, Scara. You're completely right. Some conversation could heal it, but if not, you'd better split.
Being together for the kids sucks. In one hand, it's better for them having both parents at home so they--possibly--won't lack their influence, but in the other hand, if "being together" means your life will be a cheating hell and full of meaningless fights, you'd really have to go for divorce.
Then both are free to have sex or whatever with more interesting people.
I completely disagree with you, Ivo, when you use tenderloin as an example. This woman is a nice piece of rare picanha. Tenderloin is great, but not half the taste of a well grilled picanha.
I guess with all the bad publicity, Tiger has decided now to change his name to Cheetah.
Not sure about your wife, Scara, but my wife would immediately pickup on and question my motive for having recited such a well-thought-out discussion on the reasons a man would cheat, and what a woman needs to be doing to keep her man satisfied and staying at home.
Just an observation.
Upon hearing of these high-profile transgressions, I tend to just look at the television. Shake my head. Say something like 'What a putz.' And walk out of the room disgusted with the whole thing.
That seems to keep everyone happy.
Joke of the day to Taunee? well at least it was for my day!