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Scotland has contributed much to the world. The bicycle. Flushing toilets. Adhesive postage stamps. Kicking someone in the balls while yelling. Johnny Wright. You're welcome, Earth.
Now, perhaps the greatest of all Scottish achievement. Deciphering the monkey language. Scholars at The University of St. Andrews in Scotland say they can talk to monkeys.
Stephen Colbert is the first media personalty to take advantage of this unprecedented achievement.
When you have learned to talk to monkeys, it makes landing a man on the moon look like chucking your own deuce. Point to Scotland.
Scotland has contributed much to the world. The bicycle. Flushing toilets. Adhesive postage stamps. Kicking someone in the balls while yelling. Johnny Wright. You're welcome, Earth.
Now, perhaps the greatest of all Scottish achievement. Deciphering the monkey language. Scholars at The University of St. Andrews in Scotland say they can talk to monkeys.
Stephen Colbert is the first media personalty to take advantage of this unprecedented achievement.
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When you have learned to talk to monkeys, it makes landing a man on the moon look like chucking your own deuce. Point to Scotland.
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Tip of the Hat, Fling of the Feces! That Colbert.... He's a pip!
I wonder if those dudes in Scotland have ever watched the movie Project X