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Many of you will swig your favorite tipple to excess tonight. Stumble around a bit. Tongue-kiss a stranger/relative. Dance the tarantella with a lampshade on your head, then piss into the stove and pass out. Happy New Year!
The monkeys are much more civilized.
At The Bronx Zoo, the khaki-clad zookeepers gave some squirrel monkeys a tray of Jell-O filled with blueberries. It took the little buggers a bit to figure out what the odd goop was, but once they did, those monkeys partied like it was, uh ... 2009!
After gorging on Jell-O, one of the squirrel monkeys wanked off in the corner, pissed on a tire swing and passed out. I guess we'll call this New Year's celebration-off between monkeys and humans a push.
Many of you will swig your favorite tipple to excess tonight. Stumble around a bit. Tongue-kiss a stranger/relative. Dance the tarantella with a lampshade on your head, then piss into the stove and pass out. Happy New Year!
The monkeys are much more civilized.
At The Bronx Zoo, the khaki-clad zookeepers gave some squirrel monkeys a tray of Jell-O filled with blueberries. It took the little buggers a bit to figure out what the odd goop was, but once they did, those monkeys partied like it was, uh ... 2009!
After gorging on Jell-O, one of the squirrel monkeys wanked off in the corner, pissed on a tire swing and passed out. I guess we'll call this New Year's celebration-off between monkeys and humans a push.
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Those furry little flea bitten poo flingers sure are cute!
BFD... Meh post. Monkeys suck.
... and it's lucky for you that we do, Toonie, else you'd get no action at all!
What time should I come over tonight? Do you want me to 'use the backdoor' again?