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In Buenos Aires, 38-year-old former beauty queen Solange Magnano has died from a botched rear end enhancement surgery.

The procedure is called a gluteoplasty. It is also known as a "Brazilian Butt Lift" and can apparently set you back about 5 large. These surgeries can help those that are not happy with the shape or size of their rump.

Unfortunately, Ms. Magnano died from complications from the arse surgery. Initial reports indicate that the "procedure involved injections and the liquid went to her lungs and brain." Very sad.

Now, big picture. If matter that originates from your behoolah can creep into your brain and kill you, such as injection liquid, crazy talk and absolute horsesh%t, there are many movie stars, celebrities, politicians and political commentators that are in real danger. With all the nonsense and "facts" that these people pull right out out of their ass and send it out onto the airwaves, they are really playing Russian Roulette with their lives.

Rush Limbaugh's and Bill O'Reilly's head's are so enormous, they are relatively safe. It would take a Stormtrooper invasion into Poland to damage those melons. But I have inside information that Charlie Sheen and Sharon Stone are holed up in Malibu getaways, squeezing their butt cheeks together and holding on for dear life. One report says Ms. Stone had her makeup team wrap 7 layers of duct tape around her booty. Precautionary measure.

We wish you luck, kooky famous people and squawking hairdo's that have no barometer of what is appropriate to say into a microphone. God speed. Hope your brain doesn't 'slpode.