In the spirit of the holiday season, I present this creepy caption competition. Enjoy! (just the picture you need to see when you first visit. Photo courtesy of AwkwardFamilyPhotos)
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"I saw Emily with a glandular problem, eating ... Santa Claus..."
Shhhh.....Don't tell her that nobody really wins these caption competitions.
She's getting Type II diabetes for christmas.
Shhh...It's a secret.
Little Girl: Is it cake? I sure hope it's Cake!
Santa: The Cake is a Lie......
If it's the Jewish Santa you leave a bagel, Perv Santa you leave a jailbait sandwhich.
Rob Zombie's first attempt at a Christmas movie.
Echowood's girlfriend's trip to Seattle.
"...And I saw Santa stalking Susie's house...."
Heyo! Swayze bringing up a blast from the past! Major points to you sir!
When the creepy stalker Santa in the window is the least disturbing thing in the photo, you might want to consider not letting you're child out of the house. Ever.
Santa thinks he's all sneaky until he gets turned to stone.
Merry Christmas.
Much Love: The Penguin
Carol Ann....go away from the Santa, Carol Ann!!
"Shh! That's just a PEZ dispenser. I'll bring her some good looks next year."
The secret daughter of Jessica Alba and Frodo wishes you a very merry holiday!