From The Wish It Was Literal Literary Desk...As the valiant cadets at West Point waited for the Commander in Chief to take the podium and tell them what they will be doing for the next couple years, cameras flashed on an odd sight. A young man was briefly shown killing time reading the book "Kill Bin Laden."
"Just prepping for the speech, Sir. Ready when you are."
This may be a Top 5 B-roll moment of all time. Just amazing. It would be the greatest news story in the history of ever if this young man actually did kill Osama Bin Laden. The odds aren't great, but man, would that be a coinkidink for the ages.
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JW, you are illiterate. He's obviously reading a book proposing the use of orangutan organs for human transplant. After all, our nation's simian slaughterhouses are virtually overflowing (or, if you will, "laden") with cast-off monkey hearts, livers and brains that are otherwise going to waste.
The proper title of the book is "Kill-bin Laden: How Our Nation's Surplus of Ape Parts Can Unleash Human Potential."
By Nick Fury, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Man, when I need to pay closer attention to this stuff.
My favorite sentence in quote some time is "JW, you are illiterate." Amazing Swayze. Today, you are my favorite.
But I'll be damned if there is going to be simian slaughterhouses on my watch. Finally, a cause I can fight for.