"If I were Tiger my penis would have it's own caddy to hold the balls and keep it out of the rough and it would never sign any endorsement deals that leave it tied down."
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Dickus:
Once again posting something that isn't even slighly entertaining. Maybe you should post a sex tape of you and your wife so we can all make fun of you.
Love ya..
Tauns
Taunee,
I'd LOVE to post a sex tape of my wife and I but I'd rather you find out on your own what you're doing wrong in the bedroom when attempting to satisfy a man.
Kisses,
BD
Bigus Dickus:
So what you are saying is that if I were to watch you and your wife in the bedroom, I would have a good example of what I was doing wrong by watching your wife????
Dicky boy are you not satisfied?
I'm sorry baby, you really can't expect much though I mean look at you. Even your name is a joke.
Love your girl,
Tauns.
I expected disappointment from someone who uses the term Hamburger Crotch liberally. Oh well, we all can't be winners around here.
Dickus:
Why do you hate me?
I am just messing with you.
If'n ya can't take it, then stop dishin it out Tauns..