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3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #5: The Hadron Collider Mystery From The Future!
From The Space-Time Continuum Desk...

I'm concerned that the geniuses running the Super Hadron Collider may have some bats in the belfry. The potential explanation of why the bloody thing has been a let down so far blew my mind. "I'm sorry, what did you say, Mr Scientist in the monogrammed lab coat? There are correlations between the Collider crapping the bed and the plot to Back to the Future II? Can I see a copy of your degree please? How did you get in here?"



Special thanks to my Dad for use of the cabin as a set and the use of headgear and props.

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Headgear? I just thought it was a bad haircut. Hey, here's the good news though. Seahawks win the title in 2014 with Brett Favre at the helm. I got an email confirmation from H. Collider confirming it, I thought it was spam at first since I don't know any Mr. Collider.

said Ben Lurkin on December 3, 2009 1:50 PM.

The rare comment where I laugh, cry, get angry and am impressed at the same time.

Well played, Ben, you cheeky monkey.

said Johnny Wright on December 3, 2009 2:10 PM.

I see right through you: Super Hadron Collider is code for "Echowood's Romantic Practices" isn't it?

You guys need to settle this like men: pistols at dawn.

Supercolliding pistols.

At the dawn of mankind.

said Don't Swayze Bro on December 3, 2009 3:01 PM.

P.S. - Ending it with Daniel Johnston is beyond brilliant. I'm beginning to think the combined IQ of Echowood and you probably nears 410, despite your protestations.

Say hi to my cousin in Bellingham. She lives in the house formerly owned by the guy who wrote the theme song to St. Elmo's Fire. You know the one.

said Don't Swayze Bro on December 3, 2009 3:10 PM.

When you're a genius.....rigorous mathmatics will always explain gremlins

said Vicky on December 3, 2009 10:48 PM.

I'm not too surprised to hear about CERN/LHC future sabotage whatsit.
CERN has a great theoretical physics department. Try not to scoff too hard though. Einstein was awarded a nobel prize for his work explaining photoelectric effect which was considered experimental/theoretical because no one had theorised it. This is stuff that some of the greatest minds of all time agree is possible, just not quite sure how its going to happen yet.
I could sit here for hours and write about different theories but I would much rather watch videos of cats and monkeys on youtube.
tl;dr CERN people are smart, consider what they are saying.

said Evangeline on December 4, 2009 6:21 PM.

Monkeys on YouTube instead of real science. Glad we're on the same page, Evangeline.

said Johnny Wright on December 4, 2009 6:27 PM.

Indeed.
BTW, did you ever get that pocket theremin built?

said Evangeline on December 4, 2009 9:38 PM.

I have the page bookmarked. I'm going to try to make it when I get back to the city.

Okay,

Johnny

said Johnny Wright on December 4, 2009 10:15 PM.
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