"Happy New Year" from Rhe De Ville and Kevin MacLeod. This video is not funny, nor weird, nor outrageous. It's just a joyful new holiday song full of hope for a new start in 2010. I wish for all of you a New Year this happy.

Monkey News!

Many of you will swig your favorite tipple to excess tonight. Stumble around a bit. Tongue-kiss a stranger/relative. Dance the tarantella with a lampshade on your head, then piss into the stove and pass out. Happy New Year!

The monkeys are much more civilized.

At The Bronx Zoo, the khaki-clad zookeepers gave some squirrel monkeys a tray of Jell-O filled with blueberries. It took the little buggers a bit to figure out what the odd goop was, but once they did, those monkeys partied like it was, uh ... 2009!



After gorging on Jell-O, one of the squirrel monkeys wanked off in the corner, pissed on a tire swing and passed out. I guess we'll call this New Year's celebration-off between monkeys and humans a push.

Pastor Rick Warren, the goateed gentleman that gave the invocation at last year's Presidential Inauguration, has posted on his Saddleback Church's website, that he needs $900 grand by ... hang on just double the checking calendar .... tomorrow.

$900K by January 1st to keep the Saddleback Church, which holds 10,000 people each Sunday, is needed in about 24 hours. This is crucial to keep the enormous church in the black.

The letter stated in part,

"Dear Saddleback Family, THIS IS AN URGENT LETTER."

"With 10 percent of our church family out of work due to the recession, our expenses in caring for our community in 2009 rose dramatically while our income stagnated,"

This is a crisis. How is someone supposed to stretch the profits from selling more than 30 million books anymore? Especially at only $9.47 a pop.

Just going to throw this out there; maybe Pastor Warren could rent out the Saddleback facility to the Los Angeles Clippers for morning shoot-arounds.

So there you have it. A cool million to keep the Super Pastor preaching. You can make checks out to YesButNoButYes and send them into us and we will pass them on if that's easier for you.

I wonder if that J.K. Rowlng is in trouble despite selling all those books the clearly promote witchcraft? Something to think about while you write your check to Rick Warren.

I heard this is from the Fargo Forum, but it doesn't seem to be at the online version for some reason. For more such shenanigans, see this post.

(via Fark)