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10 reasons you need this sign:

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You'll need to use this sign just in case...


1. The 4 carat diamond slipped off her finger.

2. You need to refill the tub with champagne or bubbles.
Or both.

3. Someone slipped, clunked their head, is knocked out...and you can't stop laughing.

4. Of excess shrinkage.

5. She's having trouble breathing underwater.

6. It's the only way to sort out who's wearing your clothes.

7. The video camera battery died.

8. To switch the music from the Black Eye Peas to Barry White.

9. Too many dudes are in the jacuzzi.

10. The party has moved to the pool.

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7 Comments

11. You're Pearl Diving and get stuck.

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

said E on December 10, 2009 7:55 PM.

BTW, that wall looks a little funky. You need to avail yourself of higher class *Bath Houses* there in EnWhy Bman. Just sayin.

said E on December 10, 2009 10:37 PM.

Chuck Palahniuk is one seriously weird mofo.
That's probably why I like his stuff.

said Vicky on December 10, 2009 10:58 PM.

huh.. i would have thought gettin yer dick stuck in the intake would have been right up there in the top 10. oh well, live and learn.

said phatlard on December 11, 2009 1:23 AM.

E, you've read my mind! Damn.

Chuck is crazy. He's a sick crazy person, and maybe that's why he write brilliantly.

said Leonardo Carvalho on December 11, 2009 6:13 AM.

12. The green dye is just starting to swirl, but if you cut the power now, you can still catch the perp.

said Tim on December 11, 2009 10:20 AM.

yes, i agree on palahniuk being a mofo:) here are some goooood resources on him:

palahniukcentral.wordpress.com

said palahniukcentral on December 19, 2009 5:06 PM.
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