Uh...

Is Tarantino shilling a cell phone that is shaped like a dog? Does that dog play music? Is he wielding an invisible samurai sword? I don't know what the hell is going on here. But it's hilarious.

Just a reminder that we're still looking for your dirtiest secrets for our AXE Hair giveaway. Reach into those brains and put forth in the comments section your deepest and darkest. Submissions end tomorrow night at midnight, so make sure you get them in beforehand. We'll be voting on the Top 3 and awarding prizes.

So, if you have a dirty secret that you'd like to get off your chest, put it in the comments section below (or in the comments section here) by tomorrow night and who knows - you might get some free product that'll help you get a bit cleaner.

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UFO shocker in England! For some odd reason, Her Majesty's military made the decision to shut down the government funded UFO Hotline. This is outrageous.

Britain's Ministry of Defence (that's spelled correctly by United Kingdom standards) announced this information quietly in a little nook and cranny on their website. It didn't get past 3 Chords & the Truth! Uh, or the Associated Press.

With proper safety headgear, I give you my thoughts.



We know most of you watch this nonsense here on our YBNBY. As a reminder, you can see all of the previous 3 Chords & the Truth, two of them quite funny, on our our little YouTube page.

Folks dressed like Santa wearing luchador masks.

An unlikely combination?

The new crime wave accessory?

A sight as rare as seeing the real Santa Claus in action?

Nah.

You might think it strange and weird to combine this Mexican wrestling tradition with the jolly, folly of old Saint Nick, but then you ain't been googling the right combination of Christmas cheer.

Luchador Santa is out in force all over the world. And he/she ain't stopping till you submit to the best high flying Christmas moves ever.

From the Rock Out With Your Cock Out Desk

This weekend I had the pleasure of enjoying my first Phish show in 9 years at John Paul Jones Arena in Charlottesville, VA and they not disappoint! I am proud to say that the boys are back and Jeem (well any other phan as well), if you can get tixs, go see them over NYE in Miami! One of the highlights was the streaker that managed to avoid the security guards and hug Trey. He definetly rocked out with his cock out. Potentially NSFW but the hard to say since the video quality isn't that great.