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Stanford Band Takes Shot At Girls Gone Wild Guy
From The Sports/Band Geek Desk...

Last weekend Stanford murdered the mighty USC Trojans 55-21. It was funny.

At halftime, the band got a little squirrelly. The announcer they had in the booth completely went off book. He went rouge. This chap grabbed the mike and killed the Girls Gone Wild dirtbag Joe Francis. Said the young man:
With that said, USC can't take all of the credit for the successes of its students. After all, it takes a special kind of man to be wanted for sexual harassment, drug trafficking, tax evasion, prostitution, child abuse and disruptive flatulence. But that's just the kind of captain of industry Joe Francis is.

That may be a little grammatically weird, but it is amusing. The kid has some balls. USC fans did not take kindly to their alum getting called out. Boos descended. Joe is their guy. How dare you.



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2 Comments

I'm surprised they know who he is. Most of the people who but Girls Gone Wild aren't exactly checking the credits.

'Poking fun at a man who makes objectifying women profitable? HOW DARE THEY?!'

said heather.epp on November 19, 2009 6:39 PM.

I believe it was Flannery O'Connor who said "The Stanford Junior Varsity Marchers would have been a good band if it had somebody there to shoot them every minute of their life."

Or at least run over their trombone player while beating them on a last second miracle play.

said Don't Swayze Bro on November 20, 2009 11:08 AM.
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