While the really weird of you are waiting to see Levi Johnston's wanger in Playgirl, here's a treat.
Last night on Conan, master thespian William Shatner gave a tear-jerking performance of Alaska's favorite meathead/father of a bastard child's Twitter entries.
Very insightful. Like a young Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Speaking of morons on Twitter, after a Democrat won New York's 23rd Congressional District for the first time since the Civil War, Sarah Palin chimed in. Some of you may recall The Barracuda was instrumental to get moderate Republican Dierdre Scozzafava to drop out of the race by endorsing the much more conservative Doug Hoffman. Oops. It backfired. Doug lost.
Mrs. Palin then Tweeted "The race for New York's 23rd District is not over, just postponed until 2010." For crying out loud. In that spirit, I would like to congratulate the Philadelphia Phillies and let you know you didn't lose the World Series last night, you just postponed winning it until 2010. Way to go.
Last night on Conan, master thespian William Shatner gave a tear-jerking performance of Alaska's favorite meathead/father of a bastard child's Twitter entries.
Very insightful. Like a young Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Speaking of morons on Twitter, after a Democrat won New York's 23rd Congressional District for the first time since the Civil War, Sarah Palin chimed in. Some of you may recall The Barracuda was instrumental to get moderate Republican Dierdre Scozzafava to drop out of the race by endorsing the much more conservative Doug Hoffman. Oops. It backfired. Doug lost.
Mrs. Palin then Tweeted "The race for New York's 23rd District is not over, just postponed until 2010." For crying out loud. In that spirit, I would like to congratulate the Philadelphia Phillies and let you know you didn't lose the World Series last night, you just postponed winning it until 2010. Way to go.
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democrats had the 23 back in the mid 1980s. Pelosi lied again. I think she's retarded or something.
It shows the compassion of the liberal arm of the democratic party, allowing a mentally handicapped person be speaker of the house.
I should clarify. Apologies.
JW
http://www.newsday.com/long-island/politics/democrats-take-new-york-s-23rd-congressional-district-1.1567660
The Fat kids don't get kidnapped is a hilarious.
I just may follow Levi so I can unfollow him.
TJ Hooker looks fat.
but he's a funny fat.
I would like to congratulate the Chicago Cubs on their pending championship.
I would also like to congratulate Johnny Wright on his pending Pulitzer.
I look forward to it. Thank you Tim.
You'll receive it with your commemorative Super Bowl 100 Brett Favre MVP ring.