Apparently the kale had it coming. I love it when employees slip one past their boss while setting up displays for customers. Who knew seed stores would breed hostility like that?

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Apparently the kale had it coming. I love it when employees slip one past their boss while setting up displays for customers. Who knew seed stores would breed hostility like that?

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You ever hear of Canola oil? I heard they call it that because it's real name is RapeSeed oil and that shit aint gonna fly. The 'Can' in Canola is cause it comes from Canada supposedly.
How they came up with the name RapeSeed I don't know.
Meh, I hear Kale's a Slut who gives it up at every kegger...
Nice one Sheriff! Sometimes no means yes
Wait! I got it! The kale said yes but no but yes to the lettuce and was embarrased so she made up a story to the cops.
The tomato blushed cause it saw the salad dressing.
Maybe they were happy to see Elvis Parsley
The way the lettuce tells the story it wasn't rape but surprise sex.
rutabaga? kale? mustard!?!? no wonder there was rape. you're just lucky there wasn't any jacko seeds.
Exactly. I Blame the rutabaga.