Let's take a look at the news stories from the past week that I couldn't post at any other site.
Pole Dancers on Wheels
A new Las Vegas advertising scheme takes a page from the bookmobile idea. Deja Vu Nightclub takes a mobile unit around town featuring pole dancers inside, performing behind glass from 10PM to 2AM. Although the dancers wear underwear, some people are complaining that the advertising is not appropriate for the streets where children are sometimes present. Link has video.
A Man to Satisfy Her
A woman with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has found the man of her dreams. Michelle Thompson has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. She had a string of boyfriends, but always felt that she was too demanding for any one man. Now she's found happiness with a divorced neighbor, 32-year-old Andrew Carr of Nelson, Lancashire, England. Thompson says they make love ten times a day and she is very happy. No word on whether they do anything else.
Leftover Condoms for Sale
About 100,000 condoms were made available to athletes during the 2008 Olympics in Beijing. One man snapped up 5,000 of those condoms while collecting souvenirs. Now he wants to sell them. An auction of Olympic memorabilia will include the condoms with a starting bid of $730. That's merely fourteen cents each. The auction will take place on November 29th.
China Hunts for 2 Million Unsafe Condoms
In other condom news, a condom factory in China has been closed down because the product was packaged using unsafe methods.
Police have detained suspect manufacturer Li Anping, who allegedly bought condoms wholesale, added an unknown lubricant and crudely packaged them without sterilising the product, the report said.
The condoms were sold in China under a variety of names, including Jissbon and Durex.
Bullshit Bust
Artist artist Sam Mahon sculpted the head of New Zealand agricultural minister Nick Smith in cow manure. The cow poop is sealed with resin and covered with beeswax. An anonymous bidder paid NZ$3080 (US$ 2200) for the head. Smith, who is under fire for his agricultural policies, took the "tribute" with good humor. Mahon normally sculpts figures in bronze.
Stuttering Priapism
From the science desk, we have the case of a 15-year-old boy who's ADHD treatment led to "stuttering priapism", or multiple erections. He suffered up to ten painful erections every day, lasting 10-15 minutes each. The boy was so embarrassed that he didn't tell his mother or his doctor about this strange side effect for two months. The erections ceased after his medication was changed.
This is the first volume of what may become a recurring feature if you enjoy it. Send your NSFW news stories to radiofox@gmail.com.
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I'm all about NSFW news. Maybe that lady from England could use some of those olympic condoms? 10 a day would add up.