Jimmy Kimmel gave Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007 Lauren Upton (who now goes by Katy) an assignment: find out where babies come from. Part one is funny enough, but part two here has Octomom explaining how she had 14 kids with no sex, which is a real hoot.


I'd like to delude myself into thinking that such a beautiful girl is just playing the part for comedy's sake. Please, please let it be that..... but most likely she'll make a great wife for 4 or 5 different alcoholic rednecks in the course of her life.
I think she's not playing a role, Ernie... Sad, but I really think she's gonna end up showing on naked wild on one day or another, and later, a pretty darn good redneck clown-car-vagina for some Jed or Cleetus...
As for the octobitch... Dear God!!! I had never heard her voice before. Nor her laughter.
Miss C, I couldn't sleep this night. I felt like I was the cowardly lion trying to run away from The Wicked Bitch, I mean Witch, of the West.
Is it true she's starring a TV Show? Do they use sound tools to tone her voice to a pitch that won't cause any harm to human ears?
Now I know why she has so many kids and no husband.
Try to figure out how does her orgasm yells go and you'll see my point.