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Men Pisseth Against a Wall

Steven L. Anderson is a Baptist preacher who gained some notoriety for praying for president Obama to die. In this sermon, he takes an Old Testament passage, in which God tells who is going to die of a certain man's house (apparently He spared women, young children, the elderly, and disabled people) by condemning those who "pisseth against a wall". From this, Anderson takes it as a sign of manhood to pisseth standing up. Now, I don't know exactly what toilet facilities were available in the time of this Biblical passage, but I recall God ordering the tribes of Israel to keep the promised land clean by burying their waste, so I assume that settled areas had outhouses. From a housewife's point of view, outhouses are superior to indoor plumbing in that you don't have to clean them. How you control the pissing against a wall in your home is your own business. I just hope for the sake of Anderson's German in-laws that he has better aim than the average man who is full of himself. There are more video sermons on Anderson's blog, and audio only on the church's website. Or just check out his YouTube channel, but you won't find this particular sermon, as he deleted it. Video doesn't die that easily on the internet, however, so we can still hear this one, helpfully edited to include only the topic of pissing.

(via Buzzfeed)

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5 Comments

I'd be pissed if I'd just wasted my Sunday morning listening to this crack-pot. They should piss on him.

said Cindy on November 11, 2009 6:54 AM.

Brilliant.

said Brother Bill on November 11, 2009 7:44 AM.

That was inspiring. I'm pretty sure that I just spoke in tongues.
I would like to be the first to pledge my manliness by always taking a piss standing up.
Though silly, I did learn something. I didn't know that all Europeans pissed sitting down. I always suspected it though.

said Dave on November 11, 2009 9:24 AM.

This guy has obviously never really been to Germany... how can you piss in a guy's mouth if you're sitting down?

said raginglion152 on November 11, 2009 3:57 PM.

to those unfortunate souls who remained in the room and will return to hear this guy preach.... youre practically drinking gallons of verbal piss.

said insite.mc on November 11, 2009 6:28 PM.
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