Steven L. Anderson is a Baptist preacher who gained some notoriety for praying for president Obama to die. In this sermon, he takes an Old Testament passage, in which God tells who is going to die of a certain man's house (apparently He spared women, young children, the elderly, and disabled people) by condemning those who "pisseth against a wall". From this, Anderson takes it as a sign of manhood to pisseth standing up. Now, I don't know exactly what toilet facilities were available in the time of this Biblical passage, but I recall God ordering the tribes of Israel to keep the promised land clean by burying their waste, so I assume that settled areas had outhouses. From a housewife's point of view, outhouses are superior to indoor plumbing in that you don't have to clean them. How you control the pissing against a wall in your home is your own business. I just hope for the sake of Anderson's German in-laws that he has better aim than the average man who is full of himself. There are more video sermons on Anderson's blog, and audio only on the church's website. Or just check out his YouTube channel, but you won't find this particular sermon, as he deleted it. Video doesn't die that easily on the internet, however, so we can still hear this one, helpfully edited to include only the topic of pissing.

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