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Manu Ginobili Kills Trespassing Bat
From The Sports/Flying Rodent Desk...

Last night during the Kings Spurs game, a bat flew down from the belfry of the AT&T Center. Okay, I don't know if the Spurs stadium has a belfry, but the bat had to come from somewhere.

The rabies-infested little bugger did a few passes over the game, buzzing a fast break at one point.

Manu Ginoblli had seen enough. With a swift move, he dispensed of the beast and after a little hand sanitizer, the game went on.



No word if Manu flopped before the kill to try and draw and offensive foul on the bat.

ADDENDUM: Check the temp in hell, you're not going to believe this, Peta weighs in! Who had the under on 8 hours on the board? Note they still haven't changed their blog from the "Pedophiles." (I may not be spelling that right.) The nuts said:
To bludgeon a 4-ounce animal to death, it takes either a small man or a totally unthinking one--with no respect or consideration for lives humbler than his own. This is a time when athletes in particular need to be on their best behavior around any animal and show that they have brains and a heart, not just reactionary brawn. We hope that the next time someone's life is on the line, Manu Ginobili will take just a few seconds to think before he acts.

I wonder if they released the same statement after I killed the rat in our building's lobby last summer?

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4 Comments

Watch out for PETA Manu.... Wasn't there a bird hit by a pitch at a baseball game once? This sort of reminded me of that.

said E on November 1, 2009 9:12 PM.

That's some damn good aim there. Cant wait for the PETA rant on this lol

said heather.epp on November 2, 2009 2:06 AM.

Bring it strong, or don't bring it at all, bat.

said Don't Swayze Bro on November 2, 2009 11:17 AM.

Texans, can kill anything!
"Peta, you look tired, here's a chair....have a seat."

said EffenIdontcare on November 2, 2009 7:58 PM.
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