Comedy, thy name is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And, quite honestly, how did it take so long for someone to create and market this product? While it isn't Kitten Mittens, it's damn close to genius. And, because of certain words and images on the video, we embedded it after the jump. It's worth a watch, especially if you're a fan of the show and/or in need of a Dick Towel.

(Via @CoolMoD)