Equal parts hilarious and pathetic, Tampa resident Joshua Vasso called 911 for phone sex because he'd run out of cell phone minutes. It's people like these who make me feel better about my collection of macaroni collages in the shape of Ed Asner.
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911, what's your fucking problem? oh! why yes, i do have handcuffs and yes, you do have a nice fucking problem. what if my top was unbuttoned? do you think you could help me unbutton it?
Dial 911 it's a Love Emergency!
Calling Dr. Love
What if he was so excited he was going to burst into flame? Should they have routed him to the Fire Dept?
Gumps momma was right: Stupid is as stupid does.